Dear Re-form Person;

No way am I losing it, Re-form dude. Check out this picture and tell me that’s not a ghost in my work station. Is this totally weird?  And how do I lose this PIA?

-          Tormented

You nailed it Tormented, you share a workstation with the latest trend in virtual employment. Recently corporate staffers found that, while mortal virtual employees are cheaper and more flexible than old fashioned employees, they still require a living wage. How recruiters are able to find qualified phantasms, and HR is able to retain them is not clear, but these pesky poltergeists are here to stay. So if you do manage to run that ghost off, expect a black mark in your personnel folder.