Dear Re-form Person;

I’ve been thinking about a career change, and am drawn to office furniture remanufacturing like a moth to flame. I see you people on TV – partying with movie stars, driving fancy cars, generally living a life most people only dream of. I’d really like to get a piece of this, how do I do it?

-          Star-struck

What you say is certainly true Star-struck, our lifestyle puts the Wall Street Robber Barons to shame. But what most people don’t comprehend is the rigorous academic, physical and spiritual training that every man and woman in this industry endures to get where we are. The elite few that make the cut to the Robert Probst School of Cubes spend years with their nose to the grindstone. At the same time they undergogrueling physical training, and finally, spiritual preparation in Tibet. Are you sure you have what it takes to make the grade?

Left:  physical training student washes out of the lateral file toss.

Right:  tomorrow’s spiritual leaders of the Used Office Furniture Industry.