Dear Re-form Person,

We are going paperless in our office and are getting rid of some pretty ragged fire files, can you give me a suggestion on what to do with them? They don’t have asbestos in them do they?

–          Just Asking

Well Mr. Asking, they are lined with concrete, and I’m thinking that what you have is a first class smoker.

Don’t laugh, this is real!

Don’t laugh, this is real!

 

Here are some construction ideas, note the tray that hangs in the drawer slides. The fire goes in the bottom drawer where you used to file personnel records. This model has hinged door so you don’t burn your hands retrieving an office party sized roast.

Here are some construction ideas, note the tray that hangs in the drawer slides. The fire goes in the bottom drawer where you used to file personnel records. This model has hinged door so you don’t burn your hands retrieving an office party sized roast.

 

 

This model isn’t even a fire file. Great for smoking meats and veggies!

This model isn’t even a fire file. Great for smoking meats and veggies!

I hope this is some help, stay thirsty my friend!

– The Re-form Person